Oh no! Do you have “Human Being Disorder” too?

Owen Pearn (Owen Parachute) Owen Pearn (Owen Parachute)

  • Did you buy the lie that there was something wrong with you?

  • Want to return it for a refund?


Dear Friend-I-haven’t-met-yet,

Do you want to get rid of bad feelings, bad memories, bad thoughts, bad reactions or bad behaviour?

Do you want to understand why and how you think, remember, feel and act the way you do?

Do you want to reduce stress? Make peace with your past? Step beyond your normal thought patterns? Break through bad patterns? Rediscover yourself?

Great news!

I can help.

Wherever you are.

Owen Pearn

Ghosts freed.
Dreams serviced.
Psychological yoga.
Mental martial arts.
Power tools for the soul.
Emotional heart surgery.
Time machines installed.

Spellbooks for the psyche.

Synaptic software upgrades.

Self-directed neuroplasticity.

Personal training for the mind.

Conditioned reactions unconditioned.

Dangerous things turned into safe things.

Unwanted emotional responses turned off.


What’s on your mind?


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Birds make great sky-circles of their freedom.
How do they learn it?
They fall and falling,
they’re given wings.

Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi

Photo by Anton Repponen Photo by Anton Repponen

Outlaws, like poets, rearrange the nightmare. … There are outlaw maps that lead to outlaw treasures, and I love those maps especially. Unwilling to wait for mankind to improve, the outlaw lives as if that day were here, and I love that most of all. … Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.

Tom Robbins (Still Life with Woodpecker)


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